Can you stab someone with a spoon

The Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart action-comedy American Ultra looks like the perfect late-summer comedy for Sarcastic and creatively violent, the trailers for the movie show that American Ultra could be a natural successor to hits like This Is The End, Pineapple Express, The World's End , and other films that have audiences laughing and cringing at the same time.

In the movie, Eisenberg's character Mike is a stoner cashier who has no idea he's an un-activated super soldier. In his first act as a killing machine, he takes out a carjacker with nothing but the spoon for his late-night snack.

Yes, seriously, a spoon. Whether the wielder is a super soldier or not, that's not the most dangerous-looking utensil.

This act begs the question, is it really possible to kill someone with a spoon? The idea itself is so ridiculous that it's become a commonly used slang term for get me out of here. Being murdered with a spoon sounds slow, painful, and almost boring. A good place to put the fork is in the throat, under the clavicle, in a vital organ….

This being said, it is illegal in the United States to intentionally hurt another person. The last film in the Decline series is characteristically out of step. One dies in a squat fire during the course of the film. Another, who goes by the name Squid, was stabbed to death after Spheeris wrapped up filming, but before the movie was completed his suspect also appears in Decline.

You will get an electric shock and might die. Even if the handle of the knife is insulated, you will blow the circuit and also destroy the toaster to boot. Number Four : Attach the spoon to a high voltage source and get the person to grab it. Intermission : Hahaha amazing, baby animals getting killed with a spoon.

Sounds like a good brunch plan. Number Five : Shove the spoon down their throat and watch them slowly choke and writhe on the ground. Number Six : Stab them in the spine. Either it'll paralyze them or kill them slowly and torturously. Number Seven : Stab your loved ones in betrayal as you spiral downward into an endless void of insanity. Have fun, you're not leaving. With the hole that you made start having sex with it like it was you girlfriend that you killed.

Number Nine :Somehow manage to load the spoon into a gun and shoot the sons o' bitches.